This and That

Our this has evolved to a great extent.Over the years it has grown larger and we have learnt to do this more deeply and innovatively.However if we have to widen our this more then we have to start doing that.Widening our this will help our that process in becoming faster.
For a few of us, it may be difficult to comprehend what was said above. But for the others, who can form a This and That League(TTL), it requires almost no efforts to decipher from the above that the evolution of human brain has led to deep and innovative thinking and we need to train our brain and widen our knowledge for the thought process to be faster! Thanks to them, now even I can speak like how they do.

"This and that" is now being used by highly intellectual people among themselves to speed up communication and also to make it more secure.For example, you may have heard the following:

 "Did you know the this thing about that one?"

"Please go and get this that from there"

"Go there and you will find it below that thing.”

Careful observation will allow you to discover such individuals around you. One may initially opine that this behaviour may be due to lack of patience or steep levels of excitement. But they have failed to realise that this theory is misleading them from the path of intellectual awakening. As the TTL members do not intend to waste their precious time in explaining unnecessary things in a discussion, it becomes our sole responsibility to comprehend them as we need to keep up with this fast pacing world and sprint alongside the TTL. For this we have to observe our surroundings. We have to deduce every possibility in a speech. "This and that" usually relates to the situation. For example, on a summer day if you someone tells you to "Put on the this thing", immedaitely run to the nearest switchboard and switch on the fan.Also look out for the air conditioner remote.Try opening the windows too. Learn which of these gives the highest level of satisfaction to the TTL member.If he(rather she) is still not satisified then politely ask him her what she actually meant. These trial and error methods are our saviours. They are the gateways to the firewall of the enlightened. With dedicated efforts, one day we will also be able to tread the path of effortless speaking.So keep training yourselves. I hope my this(blog) has helped you in understanding this.

Strings and Frets

Vacations are those times when you get to set loose all those supposedly life changing, miraculous thoughts that peck your mind while studying for exams. As for myself,my motivational spirits fly higher than Superman ever would, to do all other activities except studies during the study holidays just before exams. However my laziness weighs heavier than me and so I end up carrying it throughout the holidays and am unable to implement all those ideas and leave them to haunt me during the next study holidays.

On one such vacation from my grueling engineering studies, I decided to learn to play a guitar. Most of the people I have met want to learn a guitar because its cool. I wanted to learn a guitar because……yes it was cool. All I wanted to do is to be able to sing a song and play the guitar. As simple as that! So all the strumming of the strings,playing the electrifying lead and shouting “Do you want more ?” to my thousands of imaginary fans, compelled me to join a crash course in learning to play the coolest musical instrument.

After joining the class and justifying it as “my  strong interest” at home, I managed to borrow a guitar from one of my friends. On the first day of the course,I realized that the classroom lessons  were in slow motion compared to my rockstar fantasies. The first few days went in learning to play the octets.And after that,the next few days went in playing the octets in the reverse order! And the strings! I knew they were made of steel, but I also discovered  that they were designed to cut through my finger tips! I had watched musicians play a guitar effortlessly and without even looking at the frets(the long bar protruding out of the curvy guitar box). And here I was, who could not even press the strings hard. I was a disappointment to my millions of imaginary fans. As the classes became less interesting, I decided to cut short the lessons of unknown melodies and started to practice the lead of well known Bollywood songs.I started with the notes(which I interpreted in my own way) of  “Pehla Nasha” and found it unnecessarily complicated(reality :It would take me months to play it ! ).So I went on to “Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam” and found it comparatively easier to play. I practiced it with all my efforts. Next day , I entered the class, sat down on the chair and played the same melody casually, as if I had learnt it by birth. As some magical powers prevented the music to reach to the ears of others around me, I did not receive the deafening applause that I expected. No one even noticed it! On one of these days, a kid, who seemed shorter than the full sized guitar he was carrying,entered the classroom and played Shakira's “Waka Waka” casually……casually in real.He made me realize how  “unnatural” I was in learning to play a guitar.The mistake was in my perception of  easy learning. To perfect a skill requires practice,and lots of it.

These classes sowed the seeds of love for music in me. After the one month crash course, I continued my practice for a short period as I had higher, less interesting priorities. However I started listening to music in a different way. I tried to comprehend the sound of every instrument in a song and tried to visualize the picture it tried to portray. Every beat and every silent note adds to the glory of a musical melody. I have developed a great ardour for music. So until my musical interests take a higher priority than my present varied ones, I continue to understand and not just listen to music and also entertain my millions of fans.